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The Hair The Hair

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

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No offence to the creator, but this shouldn't have made front page. Sure it was (slightly) humorous, but not enough to warrant front page. Art quality, story, jokes, depth, animation, almost nothing here makes this a FRONT PAGE worthy film. Is there seriously nothing worthy on newgrounds that things like this and "Butter On Bread" make it to the front page.
I just thank god that i'm only a consumer of this sites media or i might be actually annoyed.

The actual animation was lacking, story was just non existent.
Animations and art was lacking but that's probably just a minor things since i expect that the creator will improve with time as everyone does.
Overall, better content can excuse lacking visuals and vice versa. There are many flash videos which have crappy art but great story and i love, and the other way.

Tell a story or something, or make something actually funny.


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Beard Ninja Beard Ninja

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WTF

I came into this thinking "just another stupid stickman animation."
But, it was so much more. Dynamic and captivating even.

Soundtrack was employed smartly and sounds were good. Seriously was actually pretty good.


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Kenya Bros Kenya Bros

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Ummm. . . Yeah?

Well, as funny as it is to see the animator of my favourite web series make a half joked Fuck You to the people in the shitty collab gracing the front page at the moment, I still wonder this: Did you actually want to be a part of that boring piece of shit?

It was almost funny at first, i thought it would be witty or humorous but it got less funny very quickly and started feeling like a humorous loop hole for being racist. I doubt the animators were being racist but whatever they were trying to express didn't shine through.

I'm not one of those guys who takes offence at racially focused jokes, but that piece of shit was just weird. Why was it made? Who woke up and though 'yeah, this is a good idea, this is a fucking brilliant idea.' Who joined it and thought 'yeah, that's actually a pretty cool idea.'

I just don't get it, i don't understand. I'd like to understand, but i don't. So FUCK THE OTHER COLLAB. And to you, I virtually flip you the finger for all it's worth.


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Ricochet Kills Ricochet Kills

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Yaaay just completed it.

It's a pretty decent game. Interesting concept.
I ended up spending forever failing to get a 1 shot kill on all targets. Is it possible?