ZenzybaR's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Hair]

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No offence to the creator, but this shouldn't have made front page. Sure it was (slightly) humorous, but not enough to warrant front page. Art quality, story, jokes, depth, animation, almost nothing here makes this a FRONT PAGE worthy film. Is there seriously nothing worthy on newgrounds that things like this and "Butter On Bread" make it to the front page.
I just thank god that i'm only a consumer of this sites media or i might be actually annoyed.

The actual animation was lacking, story was just non existent.
Animations and art was lacking but that's probably just a minor things since i expect that the creator will improve with time as everyone does.
Overall, better content can excuse lacking visuals and vice versa. There are many flash videos which have crappy art but great story and i love, and the other way.

Tell a story or something, or make something actually funny.

[Beard Ninja]

WTF

I came into this thinking "just another stupid stickman animation."
But, it was so much more. Dynamic and captivating even.

Soundtrack was employed smartly and sounds were good. Seriously was actually pretty good.

[Kenya Bros]

Ummm. . . Yeah?

Well, as funny as it is to see the animator of my favourite web series make a half joked Fuck You to the people in the shitty collab gracing the front page at the moment, I still wonder this: Did you actually want to be a part of that boring piece of shit?

It was almost funny at first, i thought it would be witty or humorous but it got less funny very quickly and started feeling like a humorous loop hole for being racist. I doubt the animators were being racist but whatever they were trying to express didn't shine through.

I'm not one of those guys who takes offence at racially focused jokes, but that piece of shit was just weird. Why was it made? Who woke up and though 'yeah, this is a good idea, this is a fucking brilliant idea.' Who joined it and thought 'yeah, that's actually a pretty cool idea.'

I just don't get it, i don't understand. I'd like to understand, but i don't. So FUCK THE OTHER COLLAB. And to you, I virtually flip you the finger for all it's worth.

[The Beast Snacks 1]

O_O

Well, there were some blatant anatomical issues, and sound problems but apart from that i loved this.
The backgrounds were quite good and the animation was decent.
It was quirky and weird, and a lot of stuff made me laugh. The story is pretty insane so far but most good ones are. It even has a Terry Pratchett-ish madness about it.

Keep up the work, this obviously took a lot of work and i'll be waiting for the next instalment.

And ignore the haters. Most people with bad things to say will most likely never EVER get a front page placement lmao.
Seriously people, how is being a dick going to benefit you or the author.

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep3]

You know what. . .

Something like this can't be judge. It is made in a way that no matter what opinion is brought to it, it has a reason to be.
I enjoyed it quite a bit, but i can't really see any fault cause it's all the idiosyncrasies that make it good.

Soooo i'll give it a number to which i enjoyed it.

[Tempest]

WHO THE FUCK IS KEVIN BACON?

I liked the flash, i like Pendulum, but why is everyone referring to Kevin Bacon? Is this a NG joke i'm missing?

[Night of Fire 8-bit]

O_O

I don't know what the fuck i just saw, but it was full of win.

[Super Smash]

Nintendo should buy this whole idea off you

Nintendo totally should. The old look is worn out and crappy, I would pay for a Mario game if they changed things up in this way.

Good work.

[Broly Transformation]

???

Well the transformation itself was pretty decent, but isn't this better suited as a personal bit of practice rather than an upload.

NightmareBroly responds:

you can see it like u want. i only made this cause i was bored
and i just thought mhh i upload that here, cause i only got less flashes up here :S

[Mirror's Edge - Runner]

Nice

It was really good, i liked the animation and idea. The only thing i had a problem with was the generic linkin park music.
It would have been more intense with a better choice as BGM.